-The word "lovers" bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza"
-I prefer to celebrate Anna Howard Shaw Day over Valentine's Day
-If given the choice between relinquishing my favorite sandwich to TSA and telling my boyfriend I love him right before he got on a plane, I would first eat the sandwich while exclaiming "I can have it al!"
-I had a minor fling w/ Conan O'Brien back in the day (just kidding, would never, he's a ginger)
-Instead of offering to buy me a drink I'd rather a guy offer to buy me mozzarella sticks
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